April 2010
26 posts
April's Airing of Grievances
On the first day of my two week vacation I fucked my knee in a disgusting manner at the Passion Pit show, rendering me limping and pathetic. Two days later, I left for an 11 day road trip, with Coachella on the schedule. I could only use one leg, I fucking gave up on the crutches and I apparently thought spending a music festival with my ex-boyfriend and his girlfriend made absolute and perfect...
“It’s the lazy susan of penises.” →
(via syntheticpubes)
'Clueless' Star Stacey Dash: My Husband Beat Me
That joke about watching the Ike and Tina Turner movie too much just got a whole lot less funny. Details.
"You dirty jelly molestor."
There are few things that render me more hysterical than someone speaking gibberish with an earnest intensity. Matty in his undies with a teal throw blanket on his head, drunkenly yammering about being the “biblical Mary” is one of my favourite memories. The now lost page of transcribed mutterings from that night also included some discussion of Matty being the “sayer for the...
Conan Tweets on Thousands of Digital Billboards →
Meghans on a Sense of Accomplishment
“I was feeling extra predatory that night and exceptionally proud because I bagged a babe. Turns out he was into thick legs and tights, so I didn’t really accomplish anything except carry weight in my thighs.”
