THRILLING DVD PLAYER UPDATE!
As an update to the already inane narrative I’ve constructed around the installation of a goddamned DVD player, I did get it working. Or rather I drank a whole lot and then asked my boyfriend to do it while I made him a grilled cheese sandwich. I’d make a joke about being a bad feminist but I don’t think bad feminists are a real thing and it doesn’t count anyway, since I...
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