May 2011
104 posts
April 2011
106 posts
I want to live in a world where little girls are not pinkified, but where little...
– S. E. Smith, “Get Your Anti-Femininity out of my Feminism” (via tulletulle)
Some actor I’ve never heard of had “Thank You” tattooed above his penis, so obviously I’m gonna have an opinion on that.
He says it’s “in case I forget to say it.” Congratulations dude, you have the permanent body mod equivalent of the “Lucky You” they used to put in the fly of Lucky jeans. You’re the walking, breathing, dumb fucking...
Will.i.am thinks that a woman keeping condoms in her home is a “tacky” dealbreaker. Huh, that’s interesting, considering he’s responsible for this fuckery. I think that’s a pretty tacky dealbreaker, you fucking idiot.
Reflections on Dancing in the Dark
“This gun’s for hire” is the best/worst booty text I can think of.
Reflections on Dancing in the Dark
I’m pretty certain that “you can’t start a fire worrying about your little world falling apart” has inspired an unacceptable percentage of my bad decisions.
Cooking show celebrity Ken Kostick dies →
“Ken Kostick, best known as one of the sassy hosts of the TV cooking show What’s for Dinner, has died, his business manager and partner said.
Kostick suffered acute pancreatitis in February and suffered a complication earlier this month while recovering at home, Cabrera said.”
I’m quite legitimately sad about this.
While you all are enjoying your long weekend, I’m embarking on what is a terrible “Thursday.” I’m anticipating a battle with the owner of the company I’ve worked for since 2008 about receiving stat pay. As in, getting it at all. She seems to understand stat pay as optional? This is the same woman, who came over to spy on me a minute ago, and then scowled when I...
Parents Just Don't Understand.
My mom just phoned to ask if I’d seen the old photo of Jack Layton that was circulating.
“You mean the one where he’s a total BABE?” I asked.
“No, there’s one where he just looks awfully nerdy and he has these terrible glasses on.”
“Oh. Yah. Well. I think he’s a babe.”
I blame the Weezer and the Buddy Holly video for this.